doing a little advance work for this Sunday night's show and the ongoing saga in the Rowan County clerk's office.....came across some Scriptural "shalt nots" that feel pretty applicable.....
this sneak preview is offered up primarily for those folks who keep cheering Kim Davis on for sticking to her guns.....even though she's still cashing a paycheck for NOT doing the job she was hired to do...the job she agreed to do when she took the job........
OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THE WAY TO EASY STREET................
WHEN YOU GET A JOB AT SUBWAY, EXPECT TO BE PAID EACH WEEK, BUT DONT FEEL LIKE ACTUALLY PUTTING TOGETHER THE HAM SANDWICH........Leviticus 11 7-8
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be cloven footed, yet he
cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are
unclean to you.
WHEN YOU GET A GIG AT THE LOCAL TATOO PARLOR, CASH THAT PAYCHECK EVERY WEEK, BUT DON'T FEEL LIKE ACTUALLY DOING ANY WORK TO SPEAK OF.....Leiviticus 19 28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your
flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
WHEN YOU FINISH BARBER SCHOOL, GET A BARBERING JOB, GET THAT PAYCHECK RIGHT ON TIME, BUT JUST AREN'T FEELING THE NEED TO ACTUALLY CUT ANYBODY'S HAIR....Leviticus 19 27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads,
neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
IF YOU SIGN ON WITH A MAJOR MEDICAL FIRM, WANT TO MAKE A GOOD LIVING, BUT DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED WITH VASECTOMIES, ETC.....Deuteronomy 23 1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his
privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
WHEN YOU ARE HIRED TO DO CELEBRITY GOSSIP ON AIR, LOVE THAT WEEKLY KA-CHING! BUT DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, WORK OR ANYTHING...Leiviticus 19:16 Thou
shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou
stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.
WHEN YOU'RE SIGNED TO A MULT MILLION DOLLAR DEAL AS A PLAYER IN THE NFL, BUT YOU'RE REALLY TIRED AND JUST DON'T WANT TO SUIT UP....Exodus 31 14:15 "Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore;
for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to
death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from
among his people. Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath
of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he
shall surely be put to death
AND WHEN THE GIG AT SUBWAY FALLS THROUGH FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON, BUT YOU SCORE A NEW GIG AT CAPTAIN D'S, SAME PAY, SAME RELUCTANCE TO ACTUALLY PUT IN ANY TIME BEHIND THE COUNTER...Leviticus 10 -11 And
all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that
move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall
be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh,
but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
The Holy Bible---thousands of ways to get paid to be a hypocrite---no waiting---
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